Hi.

Breaking: Demi Lovato is pregnant.

just kidding shes just fat

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very reassuring

I’m only friends with people who have rolling bookbags

I want my children to be baptized in Dr. Pepper

“Baby you light up my world like nobody else” said Satan to the flames in the pits of hell.

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I’ll just leave this here.

don’t mind the rollercoaster girl

tell me ‘bout you

At the food court…wut

all my neighbours have probably seen me naked at some point

i am the only person who doesnt like one direction

i am the lone survivor

i am legend